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David Ogilvy once said:

Some extra stuff that’s just for fun. A running list of in-jokes, silly ideas, and criticism. Warning, contents are safe, but not necesarrily suitable for work…

“The best ideas come as jokes, so, make your thinking as funny as possible.”

…with that, here are some jokes.

I have big nostalgia for late 90s early 00s kids’ reference books. Every now and again I like to make my own, print a dust jacket, and leave it at my local library.

I was on hold, go figure.

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When table chat at a wedding descended into imagining ‘a day in the life’ of the Somerset Gimp, I wonder whether branding and advertising could make the gimp lifestyle aspirational.

Lies, fake news, and conspiracies are everywhere now, and not in a fun way. This is a fun way.

Everyone on LinkedIn has a hot-take on AI generated imagery, but all the subjects they use to illustrate it are just boring, like Trump being arrested, or Teslas but designed in the 50’s. Thankfully I’m here to share the real thoughts.

That time I got distracted from making AI images of cats because one just had this immediate vibe of a gritty BBC doco about a personal redemption story.

When news hit that a big turd cigar shaped rock called Oumuamua was actually from another solar system I wanted to create my own ‘artist’s rendering’ and post it on the internet.

(real one)

The loss of megafauna (really big animals) is a sad indicator of habitat loss and shrinking bio-diversity. So at my local park I try to instil a bit of wonder and bafflement at west London’s disappearing giants… Megaducks!

I didn’t have to swear allegance to the king… We’re already 🎀 commited 🎀

Some #inspirationalquotes from some of history’s most brutal dictators

I love the ambiguity of English. You can say things like “This corporation is responsible.”

Pub chat: a friend’s declaration that the main reason they couldn’t hack it in a cult would be not being able to have sex in front of other people…

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